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A new Google thingy. The results can be a bit weird.

Google your first name prefixed by unfortunately. So here is Unfortunately Robert

Unfortunately Robert was another genius, who died friendless and alone, suffering from various medical conditions

It’s sad but true and some of those medical conditions were very various!

Unfortunately Robert’s previous web host closed his account because he didn’t upgrade his service.

I told them the cheque was in the mail but did they listen?

Unfortunately, Robert only makes $50000 a year before taxes.

Gutted for him I really am. Unfortunately this Robert only makes $35,000 and so can’t really be arsed listening to Robert’s moaning

Unfortunately, Robert recently upgraded to Windows 2000

Owww … that is unfortunate

Unfortunately, Robert’s willful lack of response left his creditors no other choice than to repossess the equipment.

They did ask why I needed a 16k generator and a large number of cucumbers but I told ‘em, “mind your own”

Unfortunately, Robert didn’t learn this.

Didn’t learn what? Ah. well I guess they’re right then.

Unfortunately, Robert has friends, one of whom chases Barry to a messy end on the beach.

Never did like that Barry - total knob end

Unfortunately Robert likes Mark who likes Julie who likes Jane. And Mark. Robert’s friend Jason isn’t quite sure who he likes

Sounds like Jason should get off the fence and start liking someone - life’s too short mate!

Unfortunately Robert’s papers are a mess

I told you that two days ago

Unfortunately, Robert isn’t exactly a criminal mastermind.

But Maybe that’s just what I want them to think? Mwahahahahaha!!!

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